
Next, Awesome Kong gives the comedians Bonsai trees for being such good wrestlers in the Olympics, and then they realise that Awesome Kong lives alone. Later, they all go to a sports' doctor for various exaggerated sports-related injuries, like getting hit in the head with a ball or drowning in e-mails. Broden is enthusiastic about the idea of organ donation, except to a person he knows called Steve, until he finds out he will be required to fill out a form. Soon after, a drug tester publicly drinks Mark and Zach's urine and Zach pretends to be an elderly lady who sells jam. She then says that she will challenge them for the most medals in the 2000 Olympics, an offer the comedians hastily accept. When members of Aunty Donna joke that they can beat pro-wrestler Awesome Kong in a wrestling match, Kong herself appears and tackles them. In the first scene of the show, Blair Buoyant, a clairvoyant, insults a member of the audience in what was supposed to be a planned-out trick. As they celebrate, a message appears stating the episode is not canon and the events will not be referenced in future episodes. Whilst playing a game of catch with Egg, two police officers and Abraham Lincoln, the boys accidentally discover the pirate's gold which is revealed to be worth £1 billion dollars. Zachary then gets a call from Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show, who awards Zachary with countless gifts for calling. Meanwhile, Mark becomes confused while looking for the pirate "booty" and calls in booty finders from South Africa who both tell him that they are really from New Zealand and Scotland but the other one doesn't know. They make up, but then Ed reveals that his name is really Egg. Then, randomly, they go out to interview people on the streets when the executive producer, Ed Helms appears to chastise them for getting distracted from the plot of the show. They decide to search for the treasure, but all have ulterior motives to out the others and take the money for themselves. In the year 1554, a pirate stumbles into Aunty Donna's home and dies, leaving only a treasure map that the comedians find while singing about "morning brown" (or coffee, as Broden reveals). It is revealed that they chose Cow-Doy to live in the space their dishwasher used to occupy. Jerry Seinfeld comes out to congratulate them, but then rejects them when they ask to be on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. Later, Zach changes the Wi-Fi network's name to "poo-poo" and the neighbourhood, along with the rest of Aunty Donna, applauds their genius. They interview a variety of people including Randy Feltface, a man with only the claws of a chameleon, and "Cow-Doy," but nobody is right for their apartment, in addition to many other absurd characters. Then, having a vacancy in their apartment, they decide to get another tenant to stay with them. The dishwasher starts to become annoying, so they evict the appliance. The members of Aunty Donna (Broden, Zach, and Mark) realise that their dishwasher has become sentient while singing about drums.

Michelle Brasier as various including Sports Doctor and S.W.A.T.-S.W.A.T.Brendan Scannell as Grenadier Guardsman."Weird Al" Yankovic as himself and Lindsay.


Scottish South African Sam (S1E2, South African Sams scene).Nervous looking man (S1E1 Man who just shit himself scene).Man who doesn't want to fight (S1E5, Fight scene).Mark's Mother (S1E5, Italian man scene).Old Italian Man (S1E5, Italian man scene).

